OMG HAIIIII

What has everyone been up to???????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i am freezing and i fear that i may get frostbite

i have a fever and a migraine so i am going to my mommy's so she can baby me. i feel like death. but i'll def be here posting this week bc of it.

I am stressed. I have 5 essays to work on for my Asian and Oceanic Humanities midterm by next thursday. @_@

that sucks. hope you get it done alright.

Ew, essays. (Ever notice that the plural of thesis, if it's theses, rhymes with feces? I think. But I gotta write a thesis statement tonight comparing two of like ten articles we read about obedience and torture and stuff. Kind of ironic that we're obeying the order to write an essay about obedience.)

Good luck!

are they all just regular five paragraph essays?
if not, why'd you leave them till last minute?
i think i have to turn in a six page autobiography in two hours, i'm not even sure. i didn't go to class last week.

Each essay has to be at least a page and a half, which is very simple because I have a very detailed writing style. However it's not the fact that I have to write 5 essays that makes me stressed, but all the reading I have to do. You see, I haven't even touched my textbook in that class because all we do is watch movies in that class. That's probably one of the main reasons why I hate that class is because all we do is watch movies. Like I'm not paying all this money just so I could watch movies, but whatever I heard her course is very easy to pass since all you have to worry about is the midterm and the final.

well if all you have to worry about is the midterm and the final, you could probably just BS your way through the essays, no?

you'd have to read the text from the book and take notes in order to answer the essay questions so I really can't BS my way out.

The only one I could BS a page and a half is this one question that asks "How does the movie 'The Red Violin' relate to chinese culture?"

ah, i see.
well then, you should probably start reading the textbook?

say goodbye to constant internetting funz for awhile.

eeewwww I know I'm gonna be doing this shit like in the last few days before the deadline.

I'll attempt reading the book tonight.

attempt. how boring can studying film be? =p

When you have to read a text where the font is smaller than your ex-boyfriend's cock with no pictures, it's really boring.

ouch.

well then, you have my sympathies. on account of the book and your ex's cock. Xander's was tiny too.

At least your ex wasn't a douchebag and was one of those European snobs. Oh god and he was a bit dull too....like we were driving up to Boystown one day and he talked about cereal the whole car ride there.... no joke ._.

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At least your ex wasn't a douchebag and was one of those European snobs. Oh god and he was a bit dull too....like we were driving up to Boystown one day and he talked about cereal the whole car ride there.... no joke ._.

correction. all of my ex's were douchebags and i have dated a European snob. Xander was dull. he used to start the same exact conversations several million times. we covered like 10 topics about 1,000 times over 3 years.

i have this problem. i fall for the worst guys ever apparently because the good ones are so fucking far away. =[

Canada. The answer is Canada.

i have not had Canadian meat yet.

Neither have I but someday, just someday. Everything is better quality in Canada, I don't know why people knock it.

i know. i mean, if Alanis Morissette came from Canada, everything must be better there.

Except the bacon.

mmmmmmbacon.

Damn. That is one smexy sow. Rowr. If love could be measured by how much you want to eat someone, this would be love...or cannibalism depending on the species.

what happens if a pig eats bacon? o.0